Everyone’s life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. But Bros in the know call this holy grail the Bro Code.
Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, but the first attempt to document the code was done in July 1776 in Philadelphia (the City of Bro Love) by Barnabas Stinson. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.
Yes, I am reading the awesome book of conducts, the Bro Code, by Barnabas’ awesome descendant Barney Stinson. Because reading is important and we should read more books.