Today a stray dog decided to launch itself to my car as I was navigating a bend near my house in the morning. It crashed onto the driver’s side of the door, then flew 5 meters away, then got back up, then barked loudly and tried to chase after my car. When I got far enough, I noticed it switched it’s attention to the motorcycle behind me. Thankfully the motorcyclist was able to evade and escape at full speed without falling over. I was pretty traumatized for the entire drive to the office..
Then I paid RM 5 for breakfast in the office cafeteria that should cost RM 2.90 and got RM 7.10 in change. I was going to rectify uncle‘s mistake, but then I remembered he once tried to give me a RM 5 note that had a hole in it and when I refused it, he took the broken note back and gave me fifty 10 cents coins instead. So I kept quiet and just pocketed the change..
Then I taught a visiting sales engineer the correct ways to fib on his clients after he tried to confuse me with technical jargon but ended up confusing himself instead. He was new to the job and did not know what he was doing most of the time. I hope he is more successful with his other clients and also realizes that I am not someone he should fib on..
Then I paid RM 5 for a packet of potato chips that should cost RM 3.30 and got RM 6.70 in change. The cashier has never ticked me off and has a sweet smile
and she also called me handsome, so I pointed out her mistake and gave her back the RM 5..
Then as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to crash into my windscreen and.. and.. I have no idea what happened to it next. It just disappeared from my sight. Lovely day so far..
Then I got home and decided that I wanted to have pan fried fish fillet with stir fried broccoli for dinner today..
Then as I was frying the fish, I remembered about the mushroom and tomato omelette that I used to have in IHOP back in the US and decided that I wanted that too. But I messed up, so I ended up having mushroom and tomato with scrambled egg..
I might have overestimated my eating capacity, although that is not something new..
Yeah, it has been a long day, and my brain doesn’t seem up to the task for writing something serious today, hence all these crap. Hope you don’t get mad at me wasting your time again..