Gokai Pink/Pink Ranger

I hate that Slavic girl! I really do! No, wait.. I should say Slavic woman, since she is already married. She has the ability to mention things that hit on my nerves in the wrong way!

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I was recently very glad to discover a relatively new Super Sentai series and very happy to be able to relive my childhood Power Rangers moments. Then she had to come and mention about Pink Ranger..

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Yes, I’m sure most boys who used to watch Power Rangers must have at some point of their childhood fantasized Pink Ranger being his girlfriend. I mean, Yellow Ranger is the tomboy, Pink Ranger is the cute one, the choice is obvious isn’t it? Thanks for reminding me about that embarrassing time! And, because of that stupid reminder, instead of watching the series as it is, I am now forced to pay more attention on the Pink Ranger. It just happens subconsciously, not something that I can control..

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Still, I have to say, I love the Japanese version of Pink Rangers more than the American ones. Especially the Pink Ranger in the series that I am currently chasing Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger 海賊戦隊ゴーカイジャー. The Pink Ranger in this series is called Gokai Pink and goes by the name of Ahim de Famille. Yeah, I know, it is a European name and she is a Japanese actor, but that’s how Japanese TV roll.

I became obsessed with pink rangers again, so I went and watched a few other Super Sentai series’ pink rangers, but none of them gives me as much eye-candy feel as Ahim does. I mean, look at how cute and innocent she looks..

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It was good. I watched 28 episodes of crappy plot, awesome suits and pink ranger. And then I hit episode 29.

Episode 29 is an episode focusing on Pink. It showed her using cosplay to outsmart and defeat the monster of the episode.

OMG! I think I just died and went to heaven! I went from liking to being smitten. She is sooo cute! And what a lovely smile she has! 😳 😳 😳

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You know what I did next? I’m sure you know. Yeah, I stopped ogling her face and Googled her instead. I want to know more about my latest crush.

So, Ahim de Famille/Gokai Pink’s real name is Koike Yui 小池 唯. She was born in 1991 in Saitama. OMG, so young! No, wait.. not that young, 5 years my junior. According to Wikipedia, Yui is a gravure idol, actress and member of idol group Tomato n’ Pine.

Wait a minute.. what’s a gravure idol? This term sounds vaguely familiar.. maybe I should search for her images instead..

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什么?? なんだと nandato??!! What the heck is this??

Wikipedia:
A gravure idol (グラビアアイドル gurabia aidoru), often abbreviated to gradol (グラドル guradoru), is a Japanese female model who primarily models on magazines, especially those marketed to men, photobooks or DVDs. Gravure idols, in most cases, emphasize their sexual attractiveness and often model in swimsuits and lingerie.

I can’t wrap my head around this. What the f**k?! My cute and innocent Gokai Pink is actually a lingerie model whose main job is to become the sexual fantasy of horny Japanese men?

But then, you know, when a man sees a picture like this, his curiosity will be amplified. He will want to scroll down to see if other photos are the same..

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Okay, I think I have to stop here. Need to go to the toilet to stop the ketchup from flowing out of my nose..

Polish crazy cat lady, if I faint and die in the house without anyone knowing due to profound loss of ketchup, I want you yo know that it is all your fault..

26 Comments

  1. It’s funny that Asian men say that about a bleeding nose when seeing beautiful girls, haha. Why would someone’s nose bleed when seeing a pretty girl??

    • No, not beautiful girls, erotic sexy girls LOL! You know in Chinese medical point of view, the nose bleeds when the body is experiencing an abrupt rise in temperature and blood circulation. Extreme excitement causes this, and sexy girls causes this excitement most effectively 😀 .

  2. I was a huge fan of Power Rangers as a kid. Grew up watching the American version on Aussie TV in the 90s. Don’t remember seeing it much in Malaysia and Singapore TV, though. Pink Ranger was my favourite (I loved the colour pink back then). I always wondered why there wasn’t an orange Power Ranger :/

    What a find. How awkward. I didn’t even know the Japanese Pink Power Ranger was that kind of a model… Looks can certainly be deceitful. A great example we have here 🙂

    • Apparently since the 2000s, all the female Rangers were selected from gravure idols. I guess Super Sentai is meant for horny men rather than kids now 😀

  3. I can see why you’re smitten…more so now that you found out she’s a gravure idol. I think many Japanese actresses start off as a lingerie model (are you secretly googling more pics of her…kekeke….don’t “lau peh huid, ya”! :D)

  4. so u blog about pretty young lady tis time…..she got that kinda charismatic “innocent gal look”…I might like such babylicious gal too if i m a guy.

  5. I’m laughing on SK’s comment, woohoo.. Beginning part looks ok, introducing her, but call me jakun, never interested in the characters behind the suit.. Only interested when all the characters are in their suit fighting monsters.. And oooo I like your last part, you are so funny.. But I think you are too polite to use the word red ketchup.. When I read you need to go to the toilet, uummm, I thought of ta fei gei leh.Ta how many times? 3x? I hope you are still alive and reading this now..We still have chance to be soulmates one day, who knows.. Over over..

  6. PINK!!! i do not like the color at all~~

    p/s: hope you are still alive tomorrow, probably your toilet full of ketchup and also sticky glue, but hope you are still surviving tomorrow!!! amitabha~~ :p

  7. Hahaha, this is like people telling you not to think about a pink elephant but in this case, it is a cute pink power ranger. When I started reading, I was thinking now she should be older already so what is she doing now and lo and behold, you found out and posted it here too.

    Hope your last sentence did not come true and there is still a post from you tomorrow! 😀

    • Not that old. The series I am watching was 2011-2012, and in any way, she is younger than me. The correct age some more. *Fantasizing again* 😳

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