I hate that Slavic girl! I really do! No, wait.. I should say Slavic woman, since she is already married. She has the ability to mention things that hit on my nerves in the wrong way!
I was recently very glad to discover a relatively new Super Sentai series and very happy to be able to relive my childhood Power Rangers moments. Then she had to come and mention about Pink Ranger..
Yes, I’m sure most boys who used to watch Power Rangers must have at some point of their childhood fantasized Pink Ranger being his girlfriend. I mean, Yellow Ranger is the tomboy, Pink Ranger is the cute one, the choice is obvious isn’t it? Thanks for reminding me about that embarrassing time! And, because of that stupid reminder, instead of watching the series as it is, I am now forced to pay more attention on the Pink Ranger. It just happens subconsciously, not something that I can control..
Still, I have to say, I love the Japanese version of Pink Rangers more than the American ones. Especially the Pink Ranger in the series that I am currently chasing Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger 海賊戦隊ゴーカイジャー. The Pink Ranger in this series is called Gokai Pink and goes by the name of Ahim de Famille. Yeah, I know, it is a European name and she is a Japanese actor, but that’s how Japanese TV roll.
I became obsessed with pink rangers again, so I went and watched a few other Super Sentai series’ pink rangers, but none of them gives me as much eye-candy feel as Ahim does. I mean, look at how cute and innocent she looks..
It was good. I watched 28 episodes of crappy plot, awesome suits and pink ranger. And then I hit episode 29.
Episode 29 is an episode focusing on Pink. It showed her using cosplay to outsmart and defeat the monster of the episode.
OMG! I think I just died and went to heaven! I went from liking to being smitten. She is sooo cute! And what a lovely smile she has! 😳 😳 😳
You know what I did next? I’m sure you know. Yeah, I stopped ogling her face and Googled her instead. I want to know more about my latest crush.
So, Ahim de Famille/Gokai Pink’s real name is Koike Yui 小池 唯. She was born in 1991 in Saitama. OMG, so young! No, wait.. not that young, 5 years my junior. According to Wikipedia, Yui is a gravure idol, actress and member of idol group Tomato n’ Pine.
Wait a minute.. what’s a gravure idol? This term sounds vaguely familiar.. maybe I should search for her images instead..
什么?? なんだと nandato??!! What the heck is this??
A gravure idol (グラビアアイドル gurabia aidoru), often abbreviated to gradol (グラドル guradoru), is a Japanese female model who primarily models on magazines, especially those marketed to men, photobooks or DVDs. Gravure idols, in most cases, emphasize their sexual attractiveness and often model in swimsuits and lingerie.
I can’t wrap my head around this. What the f**k?! My cute and innocent Gokai Pink is actually a lingerie model whose main job is to become the sexual fantasy of horny Japanese men?
But then, you know, when a man sees a picture like this, his curiosity will be amplified. He will want to scroll down to see if other photos are the same..
Okay, I think I have to stop here. Need to go to the toilet to stop the ketchup from flowing out of my nose..
Polish crazy cat lady, if I faint and die in the house without anyone knowing due to profound loss of ketchup, I want you yo know that it is all your fault..